I'm straight up going to complain about the weather today (again!), so consider yourself forewarned.
Sister Crankypants is in the house!
I'll admit, we have had a wee bit of lovely springtime temperatures.
We have had a couple inches of rain since January (but only a couple).
Enough to green things up (which is nice).
Just so you know, the chance of "AM storms" you see above---didn't happen.
It was a 70% chance when I went to bed last night, for cryin' out loud!
The one thing they never miss on is the temperature.
You can be sure it will reach 94* or beyond today.
It will reach 94* tomorrow as well.
We also get the addition of a "Red Flag Warning" today.
It should really be called "Wildfire Warning" because that's what it really means.
High temps, high winds (gusting to 45mph) and low, low humidity (10%).
If you're in Austin and you flick a cigarette butt out the window into the brush, I'm taking your license plate number.
I'll give it to the police, should your butt start a fire.
I'm not kiddin'.
Also, if you leave a pet or a baby in your car to 'run into the store for just a couple things',
I'm breaking your car window.
Not kidding there either.
If you live someplace where the weather doesn't make you cranky on a regular basis, please share your location.
I'm packing my bags.
It's too darn early for it to be so darn hot.