Thursday, April 14, 2011

A Brief Reflection on Cats Growing in Trees

Brief Reflection on Cats Growing in Trees

By Miroslav Holub

When moles still had their annual general meetings
and when they still had better eyesight it befell
that they expressed a wish to discover what was above.

So they elected a commission to ascertain what was above.
The commission dispatched a sharp-sighted fleet-footed
mole. He, having left his native mother earth,
caught sight of a tree with a bird on it.

Thus a theory was put forward that up above
birds grew on trees. However,
some moles thought this was
too simple. So they dispatched another
mole to ascertain if birds did grow on trees.

By then it was evening and on the tree
some cats were mewing. Mewing cats,
the second mole announced, grew on the tree.
Thus an alternative theory emerged about cats.

The two conflicting theories bothered an elderly
neurotic member of the commission. And he
climbed up to see for himself.
By then it was night and all was pitch-black.

Both schools are mistaken, the venerable mole declared.
Birds and cats are optical illusions produced
by the refraction of light. In fact, things above

Were the same as below, only the clay was less dense and
the upper roots of the trees were whispering something,
but only a little.

And that was that.

Ever since the moles have remained below ground:
they do not set up commissions
or presuppose the existence of cats.

Or if so only a little.


  1. How delightful! This was new to me.

  2. A very well spoken fable. Sort of reminds me of "The Blind Men and the Elephant" only much more fun. The addition of photographic proof that cats grow in trees puts a kink in the moles' theories. Heh.

  3. I love, love, love this! What an adorable post.

  4. Love the deep thoughts on moles and cats and birds and trees! And I love the orange cat in the tree!

  5. Loved it.

    Hobbes looks like he's in heaven. :)

  6. Hobbes looks like he KNOWS he belongs there!


  7. Love this. I have never heard it before.