Hobbes, has been my office assistant for several months now.
He is very helpful and is a quick learner.
In my last report, he was finally able to visit the factory
One thing he noticed right away was the theft that was taking place in the factory's cafeteria.
He took it upon himself to manage our net losses in the cafeteria anytime he was there.
Unfortunately, he was having trouble figuring out a way to make it happen in a productive way.
Yesterday, he was finally able to make some headway. He caught one of the thieves, red-handed.
Well, red-winged if you want to get technical.
He came to my office window carrying an English House Sparrow by the wing. In his effort to explain to me what he had done, the culprit got away. English House Sparrows are known criminals. The are considered an invasive species for many reasons. The main reason for Hobbes to take them on, is their blatant stealing of pounds and pounds of chicken food from the factory cafeteria---all in broad daylight.
Because Hobbes has displayed such initiative in this project, he will be given a promotion from my office assistant, to VP in Charge of Security. (day shift only)
He will maintain all his current benefits, get a raise and his own chair.
I believe it is a win/win situation for all of us here at the Egg factory.