"M'am, I don't see any more Coke Zeros in here. Would you like me to run out and check the outside fridge for you? If I find out who took the last one, I'll give them a good scratching for you. I know how much you love your Coke Zeros."
"Let's see. I put a banana, some strawberries, your protein powder, a cup of 1% milk and some frozen cherries in there. Oh, I also put in some ice so it would be more like a shake. Is it sweet enough? I know you like it to be sweet. The strawberries weren't very sweet this time. Maybe next time I'll add a little Agave syrup."
"Hobbes, come here. You've been working so hard this morning. Why don't you take a load off and take a nap. My lap happens to be free right now. I am working on my computer, but the lap isn't busy at all. Shall we add lap-naps to your benefits package?"
"Yes M'am, that would be fine. Especially now that it's getting cooler outside. "
"Good, I'm glad you agree."