There has been a killing in my garden. These officers are on the case.
Body of plant, several feet away. Missing a head. Suspicion is, the criminal meant only to take the head, but needed to get the body away from the crime scene first. It could be that the body was just too heavy to carry any distance.
Known criminal activity. Has a rap sheet several pages thick.
Only suspect at this point capable of carrying out the crime the way it took place.