1. I finally caught all the English House Sparrows that are devouring the chicken food and pooping all over everything, then had a "Fargo" moment.
2. Lee finally had enough of being awakened at 6am and blew up the our rooster with a leftover sleeve of Blackcat firecrackers.
3. My chickens are molting like crazy and aren't laying any eggs at all. It always looks like someone ran over a chicken with a lawnmower once the molt begins.
Note the perfectly trimmed grass line outside the chicken run. You can tell just how long their necks are, by how far out the grass is eaten.